Voilà my annual list of the best and worst movies of the year (for last year’s list, see here). The films here came out in the cinema this year in France or in the US. All the films have separate posts on the blog (or will soon). N.B. I see a lot of movies but haven’t seen everything, including some that figure on the “best of” lists of various film critics. [N.B. This list has been slightly modified since its initial publication, taking into account my reassessment of certain films].
TOP 10:
Barbara
Cairo 678 (٦٧٨)
Compliance
Django Unchained
I Wish (奇跡)
La Désintégration
Labyrinth (Labirent)
Life of Pi
Louise Wimmer
Sister (L’Enfant d’en haut)
HONORABLE MENTION:
After the Battle (بعد الموقعة)
Amour
Argo
In the House (Dans la maison)
Take Shelter
BEST MOVIE FROM RUSSIA:
Elena
BEST MOVIE FROM DENMARK:
The Hunt (Jagten)
BEST MOVIE FROM MOROCCO:
Sur la planche
BEST MOVIE FROM SENEGAL:
La Pirogue
BEST MOVIE FROM THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO:
Viva Riva!
BEST MOVIE FROM CANADA ABOUT CHILD SOLDIERS IN AN UNNAMED AFRICAN COUNTRY THAT IS OBVIOUSLY THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO:
War Witch (Rebelle)
BEST MOVIE FROM PORTUGAL ABOUT LONG BURIED MEMORIES OF THE LATE COLONIAL ERA IN AN UNNAMED AFRICAN COUNTRY THAT IS OBVIOUSLY MOZAMBIQUE:
Tabu
BEST MOVIE FROM ARGENTINA ABOUT A YOUNG MOTHER AND HER BABY WHO SOFTEN THE HEART OF A TACITURN WORLD-WEARY MIDDLE-AGED TRUCK DRIVER:
Las Acacias
BEST MOVIE FROM CHINA ABOUT HOW THE FLAME OF TRUE LOVE CAN NEVER BE EXTINGUISHED:
Apart Together (團圓)
BEST MOVIE FROM CHINA ABOUT THE HORRORS OF THE MAOIST ERA:
The Ditch (夹边沟)
BEST MOVIE FROM GERMANY ABOUT TURKISH IMMIGRANTS IN GERMANY:
Almanya – Willkommen in Deutschland
BEST MOVIE FROM AUSTRIA ABOUT TURKISH IMMIGRANTS IN AUSTRIA:
Kuma
BEST EPIC TWO PART MOVIE FROM INDIA ABOUT THE INTERSTICES OF ORGANIZED CRIME POLITICS CORRUPTION COMMUNALISM AND WEAK STATE INSTITUTIONS IN THE STATE OF JHARKHAND:
Gangs of Wasseypur (Gangs of वासेपुर)
BEST MOVIE FROM ISRAEL ABOUT EXTREME LEFT-WING JEWISH TERRORISTS OUTRAGED BY INEQUALITY AND INJUSTICE:
Policeman (השוטר)
BEST MOVIE FROM ISRAEL ABOUT NEGEV BEDOUINS WHO ARE VICTIMS OF INEQUALITY AND INJUSTICE:
Sharqiya
BEST MOVIE FROM ISRAEL ABOUT TRADITION VS MODERNITY IN A PALESTINIAN FAMILY:
Inheritance
BEST FRANCO-ISRAELI MOVIE ABOUT A PALESTINIAN BOY AND ISRAELI GIRL WHO REACH OUT TO ONE ANOTHER:
A Bottle in the Gaza Sea (Une bouteille à la mer)
BEST SCHLOCKY MOVIE FROM FRANCE ABOUT THE LATE COLONIAL PERIOD IN ALGERIA:
What the Day Owes the Night (Ce que le jour doit à la nuit)
BEST BIOPIC FROM FRANCE ABOUT A SCHLOCKY POP MUSIC STAR:
Cloclo
BEST MOVIE FROM SCOTLAND WHERE ONE HAD TO READ THE FRENCH SUBTITLES IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS BEING SAID IN ENGLISH:
The Angels’ Share
BEST MOVIE SHOWING HOW THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WAS A MORE ESTIMABLE BODY 150 YEARS AGO THAN IT IS TODAY:
Lincoln
BEST MOVIE THAT MAKES ONE WISH AMERICA HAD MORE POLITICIANS LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN:
Lincoln
BEST MOVIE THAT MAKES ONE WISH AMERICA HAD MORE POLITICIANS LIKE THADDEUS STEVENS:
Lincoln
BEST MOVIE ABOUT A LOW I.Q. WHITE TRASH FAMILY IN DALLAS TEXAS:
Killer Joe
BEST MOVIE ABOUT A BUNCH OF GUYS STRUTTING THEIR STUFF IN TAMPA FLORIDA:
Magic Mike
BEST WOODY ALLEN MOVIE ENTIRELY SET IN ROME ITALY:
To Rome with Love
BEST MOVIE OF 2012 THAT ACTUALLY CAME OUT IN 2011:
Hugo
BEST MOVIE ABOUT THE WORKINGS OF FINANCE CAPITALISM:
Margin Call
BEST COMEDY FROM FRANCE:
What’s in a Name (Le Prénom)
BEST COMEDY MAKING SPORT OF AMERICAN POLITICIANS:
The Campaign
RAUNCHIEST MOVIE FROM FRANCE ABOUT DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN WANNABES ACTING OUT THEIR FANTASIES:
The Players (Les Infidèles)
BEST DOCUMENTARY FROM SERBIA:
Cinema Komunisto
BEST DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE DEPRAVITY OF THE SOCIO-POLITICAL-ECONOMIC ORDER IN RUSSIA:
Khodorkovsky
BEST DOCUMENTARY ABOUT COMPETING ZIONIST-PALESTINIAN NARRATIVES OF THE WORLD’S MOST INTRACTABLE INSOLUBLE CONFLICT:
My Land
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHOWING ISRAELI JEWS AND PALESTINIANS TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ONE ANOTHER:
Would You Have Sex With an Arab?
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHOWING HOW COPTS AND MUSLIMS DON’T GET ALONG SO WELL IN A VILLAGE IN UPPER EGYPT:
The Virgin, the Copts and Me
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHOWING HOW JEWS AND MUSLIMS USED TO GET ALONG IN ALGERIA AND EVEN PLAYED MUSIC TOGETHER:
El Gusto
MOST HORRIFIC MOVIE FROM MEXICO ABOUT THE VIOLENCE OF MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS:
Miss Bala
MOST HORRIFIC HOLLYWOOD MOVIE ABOUT THE VIOLENCE OF MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS:
Savages
MOST HORRIFIC INDY COP BUDDY MOVIE ABOUT THE VIOLENCE OF MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS:
End of Watch
MOST UNSATISFYING MOVIE FROM THE PHILIPPINES REENACTING A TERRORIST HOSTAGE CRISIS:
Captive
MOST PAINFUL MOVIE FROM BELGIUM TO SIT THROUGH:
Bullhead (Rundskop)
MOST FORGETTABLE MOVIE DEFINITIVELY PROVING THAT IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FOR JAMES BOND MOVIES AFTER SEAN CONNERY STOPPED PLAYING JAMES BOND IN JAMES BOND MOVIES:
Skyfall
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE FROM FRANCE:
Rust and Bone (De rouille et d’os)
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE FROM NORWAY:
Oslo, August 31st
MOST TEDIOUS MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS IN THE BRONX RIDING A BUS FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS:
The We and the I
MOST TEDIOUS MOVIE FROM ISRAEL ON THE ENNUI OF NYMPHOMANIA:
The Slut (הנותנת)
MOST STULTIFYINGLY BORING COSTUME DRAMA FROM FRANCE ABOUT THE COURT OF VERSAILLES ON THE MORROW OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION:
Farewell, My Queen (Les Adieux à la reine)
WORST SCREENPLAY ADAPTATION OF AN 18TH CENTURY GERMAN PLAY:
Faust
WORST SCREENPLAY ADAPTATION OF A 19TH CENTURY ENGLISH NOVEL:
Trishna
WORST SCREENPLAY ADAPTATION OF A 20TH CENTURY AMERICAN NOVEL:
On the Road
WORST SCREENPLAY ADAPTATION OF A 21ST CENTURY AMERICAN NOVEL:
Cosmopolis
WORST GERMAN MOVIE BY A RUSSIAN DIRECTOR:
Faust
WORST INDIAN MOVIE BY AN ENGLISH DIRECTOR:
Trishna
WORST AMERICAN MOVIE BY A BRAZILIAN DIRECTOR:
On the Road
WORST AMERICAN MOVIE BY A CANADIAN DIRECTOR:
Cosmopolis
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